Friday, 14 February 2014

Special Valentines Day Post by Author Elizabeth J. Kolodziej

Vampires Get Around

Be careful this Valentines Day. While the thought of kissing vampires may sound hot and sweet you should know that, though immortal, vampires share and trade blood therefore are the number one carrier of such diseases as: mono, a syringe of zombiepholio, malaria, hepatitis, fang rot, West Nile virus, and many more.

They are quite the dirty birdies. They seduce people and can manipulate you with there eyes.

To avoid these occurrences you can carry garlic with you, have a mirror handy to make sure your date has a reflection and have a cross at your side.

This is a real warning brought to you by the people who care most about your mortal soul: Slayers Incorporated.

Not to be confused with such people as “Slayers” the band, “Slayers” the TV anime or Jack the Giant “Slayer”. careful this Valentines Day and steer clear of those that crave your mortal soul.

Brought to you by the Slayers who care.

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Elizabeth J. Kolodziej is a novelist and a lover of gadgets, writing, mysteries, and an avid reader. Her paranormal romance, The Last Witch Series, is coming up on its fourth book, Demonic Charms, and there is still more on the way!
While taking the past ten years to build this new age world, Elizabeth as done lots of hands on research such as experiencing flight, sensory deprivation, and much more to really master the art of bringing her descriptions to life for the reader.
With a Bachelor’s degree in Fiction Writing from George Mason University and her on going learning of the art of writing, Elizabeth believes she can truly help others master their own art and love of writing.
With the support of her family, friends, dog (Sherlock) and cat (Ahmeemotep) she is more than happy to give her readers exactly what they want in her books…adventure.

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